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Really old joke [Nov. 17th, 2009|12:04 am]
Did you ever notice how Nordic people walk like this, while Moorish people tend to prefer seafaring?
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2009|03:54 am]
Hahahahaha, no idea, no idea at all.
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2009|09:15 pm]
Hey you all, I need your help. What strikes you as the idea with more comedic potential?

a) A monologue, delivered by a girl (probably me), about how she refuses to sleep with any guy unless he is already in a committed relationship, whose biggest turn-on is his being devoted to someone else.

b) A monologue, delivered by a girl (probably me), about how her rotten childhood has done an excellent job of preparing her to enter the field of comedy, during which she reveals that her horrible childhood entailed being born and raised in the Forbidden City.

Thanks!
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(no subject) [Sep. 22nd, 2009|02:47 pm]
I am fucked.
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2009|11:30 pm]
I like this guy's poetry.

she's parked her car in the look in her eyes
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stolen from blue_thundering, heroine [Aug. 10th, 2009|10:08 pm]
Ask me my Top Fives. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post. Possibly with pictures. And downloads (if the lists are music-related).
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(no subject) [Jul. 13th, 2009|01:13 pm]
This song is amazing:




*giggles helplessly*
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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2009|10:35 am]
My current jam:



So good, ugh.
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2009|02:18 pm]
What have I been watching lately? The Goodies, babe. The Goodies.



It's like Stella, if that show had been any good!
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2009|11:15 pm]


Happy Memorial Day... and uh, holy shit!
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2009|09:44 pm]
See, I always thought this song was far too good to have been by the Backstreet Boys.
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2009|03:26 pm]
I miss drawing.
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2009|12:21 am]
In film class we saw Christopher MaLaine's The End and Ken Jacobs' Blonde Cobra.

They are incredible. I might like movies again.
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(no subject) [Jan. 17th, 2009|01:41 am]
Okay, I am in love with Dawn French, and simultaneously very embarassed that I haven't seen any French and Saunders until approximately this moment. It's very silly but some of it is SO funny, and unlike Fry and Laurie it feels a bit new, not like something I've entirely seen before.



And: it's strange. I'm a bit of a fan of Wallace Langham. Mostly, I think his voice is really lovely. (Plus his face has a nice androgynous ring to it, sadly unexplored in all his work I've seen.) But I'm not at all into CSI, so when I clicked on one of those music video tributes it was largely as a joke. Imagine my surprise when I dug the song by Girls Aloud, a group I'd only heard of. Again, it's silly and it's British, but damn is it fucking catchy as hell. I feel like I haven't heard a legitimately catchy song in ages. Anyway, enjoy:

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(no subject) [Jan. 15th, 2009|01:44 pm]
New piece up in Elimae. Enjoy!
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2008|03:51 pm]
So last night I watched an extraordinarily sexy scene in an an amazing episode of my favorite tv series. I recommend whatever you've got time for. To watch the series, start here. To see the episode watch Part One, Part Two, then the video below. The scene, meanwhile, starts on the video below at 3:12 and ends at 5:00. More heavy petting at 7:58.

I don't want to spoil anything or confuse anyone. If you like context, you should definitely watch the whole episode, which is amazing. If you watch the show, even better. This is such a perfect denouement for both characters.

Anyway, it's hotter than anything in Brokeback. And Scott Thompson? Fucking spectacular.

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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2008|02:15 am]
Fun news! I've been invited to write for the blog of Film Freak Central. Check out my first post here. It's an analysis of the video for Britney Spears's "Womanizer," the joke Sarah Silverman made at the VMAs that got her into trouble, and how those two events integrate themselves with our ideas of female agency. Also, why the concept of female agency would ever be hard to grasp in the first place.

Enjoy!
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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2008|02:55 am]
This sketch. I don't know, guys.

Is the joke about acting methods? Does Kevin's character end up having an affair because he's just that terrible at substitution? How obscure. Of course, what would be really obscure is if Kevin wrote this entire sketch as an elaborate comment on his own acting ability, which he tends to denigrate whenever he is interviewed.

The thing is, I really hope this sketch is about acting. Otherwise it's about the senseless, gross stupidity of human sexuality. I hope it's not that. I doubt it. I don't think even the Kids in the Hall are that Canadian.

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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2008|03:17 pm]
Emily the Strange, how could you.
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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2008|11:51 pm]
These were my favorite movie posters from 2008:

The Bank Job
Cloverfield
Man on Wire
My Blueberry Nights
The Pleasure of Being Robbed
Synecdoche New York
Trouble the Water

Which were yours?
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